"Stupid Guinea pig," I mumble as I try to stop it from squirming. "Stay still so I can trim your nails."
Suzi III* raises her eyebrows without looking up from her computer. "Problems?"
"Nope," I hiss through clenched teeth.
Trying not to laugh, Suzi III lets out a small snort, some how managing to sound lady-like as she does so. "You need any help?"
"I've...got...it..."
Suddenly, our amusement is cut short by Suzi XI rushing up to the front desk, proceeded seconds earlier by a yelp from the hallway. I turn my attention from the unruly rodent and on to Suzi XI.
"Oh (censored)!" yowls Suzi XI. "Oh (censored)!"
Suzi III glances up from her computer for the first time. "What's wrong?"
"I just stabbed myself with a needle."
"Ouch," I mutter.
"Which one, Microchip?" asks Suzi III.
"No, (censored)." growls Suzi XI, as she grabs a paper towel from the roll, wrapping it around her bleeding wrist.
"Was it the rabies needle?" asks Suzi III, getting concerned now.
"Nope," pants Suzi XI.
"What then?" I speak up for the first time thus far.
"Blue Juice," rasps Suzi XI.
I glance over in time to see Suzi III's jaw drop when suddenly, the realization sinks into me too. Suzi III and I gasp together.
"Euthanasia serum?!" yelps Suzi III.
"As in the stuff used to put animals to sleep?" I gasp. "Did it go int?"
"No," growls Suzi XI, "but I just gave myself a (censored) shot of Blue Juice!"
"Well," I say, smirking, if you keel over later, we'll know why."
A bloody paper towel is thrown at me.
Another Random Ending
*Names have been changed to protect the innocent
